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Koumei wrote:I had heard somewhere that 6" was the mean. Or 5 and a half. Or 1-2" in [insert name of country you wish to insult].

Then again, I didn't then follow up with research, as I don't intend on it ever being relevant. But clearly this is why I'm not that good at measuring stuff without a ruler - I can't picture a cock and say "About that long!"

Note it down: penis-obsession helps with Warhammer.

And FATAL.

Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:5.5" is about right. They also found that blacks are bigger (by about 0.1" on average), and asians are smaller (by about 0.2" on average). However, although size queens exist it really matters less than men would assume.

Every woman I've been with said I was too big for them. Also, I suffer from delayed ejaculation and generally take hours to climax. Which means I can believe that you don't need to be hung like Godzilla and last for hours, an average guy is enough for most women.

That's been my experience a number of times (the too big thing). So I had long talks to a lesbian friend I use to know and picked up other handy tricks to get things done.

Ah, lesbians. Is there any problem they can't solve?

Well, there's one. The women I've been with have been obsessed with the idea of me getting off while having intercourse. It doesn't happen very often, and really I don't care if I get off or not. I just like feeling close to someone, and I'm more than happy to get her off in other ways.

However, I haven't found a woman that didn't insist on me getting off with vaginal intercourse, with the only foreplay involved is me doing stuff to her. I fear women come off as pretty selfish in that regard without meaning to. I mean, I like it when women do stuff to me too, fuck the women I've been with except for one have been bi and speak highly of the pleasures of a woman's touch, I don't get why they think I like not feeling it.

But that's getting into rant territory. I've already got a date lined up with a doctor in a few (a romantic date, not a appointment), plus I've spent maybe 40% of my morning flirting with attractive young asian women. So I'm over the last one already, it seems .

Well, you need more length to hold onto the damn thing when it isn't attached. Generally there's quite a bit of erectile tissue that doesn't protrude from the body and anchors the whole thing.

Also, why does any conversation on sex eventually get to Count's dick? Sheesh.

-Crissa

One song: Enormous Penis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqR_SwwByMM

A substantial portion of the erectile tissue is held by some suspensatory ligaments inside the pelvis. Pretty much anyone could get an extra couple of inches by surgically cutting those and having the penis slide all the way out. Unless in the process the nerves get cut as well, in which case the pens will never achieve erection again. Not really something I recommend.

Interesting note: flacid penis size is an extremely bad indicator of total penis size - in no small part because the degree to which different people drain the erectile tissue different amounts when they are not erect. So there's really nothing to get excited about with people having especially large or small penises relative to each other while in locker rooms and the like.

This kind of information seriously should be impossible to get out of grade school without knowing. But alas, it's still treated as an embarrassing secret.

-Username17

As I understand, that *is* how a lot of enlargement surgery is performed. Seemed like a stupid idea to me, but whatever. And heh, indeed, I'm more a grower than a shower myself.

Crissa wrote:Also, why does any conversation on sex eventually get to Count's dick? Sheesh.

-Crissa

Is that really true?

CatharzGodfoot wrote:

Crissa wrote:Also, why does any conversation on sex eventually get to Count's dick? Sheesh.

-Crissa

Is that really true?

It appears so. Count apparently brings up his dick a lot, since the two threads I've seen this so far basically involve him bringing it up for no reason at all.

Maj wrote:Wow. I had no idea that 5.5ish was the average penis size. Interesting to know.

I've spoken to some of my gay friends, anything more than 5" gets uncomfortable for them. No need for gay guys to feel like they should be super hung.

Kaelik wrote:

CatharzGodfoot wrote:

Crissa wrote:Also, why does any conversation on sex eventually get to Count's dick? Sheesh.

-Crissa

Is that really true?

It appears so. Count apparently brings up his dick a lot, since the two threads I've seen this so far basically involve him bringing it up for no reason at all.

To be honest, it's about all I got really.

I have to admit that while sometimes it's a bit disconcerting to read about the Count's generous endowment, I wish that I felt as comfortable talking about sex as he appears to be.

Crissa wrote:
Also, why does any conversation on sex eventually get to Count's dick? Sheesh.

-Crissa

I thought every conversation on sex eventually went to Lesbians and somehow Koumei being involved? But new trends have to be started somewhere. :-D

Maj wrote:I have to admit that while sometimes it's a bit disconcerting to read about the Count's generous endowment, I wish that I felt as comfortable talking about sex as he appears to be.

Eh, it's mostly backlash. No one I know in real life accepts I'm a sexual person, so I make sure to mention that in fact I do enjoy sex. In general, there are times and places where I don't bring it up, but I'm real tired of women I associate with going into their sexual exploits in graphic detail and then tell me that I'm gross because I like to have my wang mouthified.

A_Cynic wrote: I thought every conversation on sex eventually went to Lesbians and somehow Koumei being involved?

You called?

Koumei wrote:

A_Cynic wrote: I thought every conversation on sex eventually went to Lesbians and somehow Koumei being involved?

You called?

All is right with the world now.

In other related Fetish news....

Another reason why reality is often stranger than fiction...

A_Cynic wrote:

Koumei wrote:

A_Cynic wrote: I thought every conversation on sex eventually went to Lesbians and somehow Koumei being involved?

You called?

All is right with the world now.

In other related Fetish news....

Drink my urine day?

Yeah, we couldn't even get people to believe it had happened at the time. And now, we can't get back at the guys crowing about it.

-Crissa

For some reason, I find myself reminded of Pulp Fiction:

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' [EDITED], who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

edited to add: Thanks Crissa. Just what I needed, a heaping helping of injustice to start my day.

A 'modest proposal' from out Republican friends?

Crissa wrote:Also, why does any conversation on sex eventually get to Count's dick?

Speaking of which, my partner and I had to deal with a drunk girl yesterday. She tried to kiss him through the window when he pulled up. I arrived, and she loudly declared that the cops in this town are hot, and that she wanted to rip off our police gear and rape us. She tried to snuggle with my partner, then staggered over to me trying to tickle my crotch. She only managed to brush against my armor before I hopped back.

Sarge and a veteran (old lady) cop sat back and watched the whole thing, "laughing in their sleeves," as the Chinese say.

Ganbare Gincun wrote:Katrina's Hidden Race War

Ugh, amatuers.

Crissa wrote:Yeah, we couldn't even get people to believe it had happened at the time. And now, we can't get back at the guys crowing about it.

Well, we ARE talking about Louisiana. What did you expect?